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Hello dere, Salty Dog heres, hows cans I helps your loves lifes?

I’s sorry, I can’ts hears you over de mufflin sounds on de phone.  Oh no sirs, its just a bad connection dats all, nobodies is tryin ta introduce demselves.  Nows whats we gonna do abouts your problems?

Hummmmmmm  Oh dats de vaccinations ferrets get for safety to humans and to demselves.  No no no!  wheres you gets de ideas yous gonna be a pincushion.  Tequila tolds you dat?  Oh no, Dis is to keep you from losin yours heads if you nicks somebodies.  Yep in some cities, if you bites somebodies or even just scratch dem accidentily, and dey don’t knows if it was a toothy or a nail, dey cuts your heads off and sends it to S&M Medical to see if you gots de rabbies.  If you gets dis shots, dey lets you gets away wif it for 10 days to wait and see what happens.  And den dere is dat nasty killer disease DISTEMPER – y our humans cans picks it up anywheres, at de vets office, at de pet stores, just visiting a friend dats got a sick dogs and it gets on dem and dey brings it homes accidentally and unbeknownst.

De shots are EEEEEASSSSYYY, dey gives you some ferratone as a treat and its really so goods dat you don’ts even feels a needle.   Well I tinks dats when you gets a little prick.  I don’ts remembers no needle.  I knows I’s been ta de vets when I was perfectly healthy.  I remembers de treat.  Oh Grandma, has I ever had dem shots?

{whispers}while Salty is checkin heres what ya do...after you gets de shot dat keeps ya from losin your head, ya takes a nice bites outta dat vet, let him knows you wants more of de ferratone, you earns it, its yours and he is stingy.  By de way, funny story abouts Salty. hehehehe de last times he gots his shot, he screams as bad as he claims we girls do and de vet had to puts him under ta gets him ta shuts up.  Dats all we heards at home for tree weeks was how braves he was with dat ouchy spot and how wells he was handlin its.  We all gots ta getter and tackled him downs and wraps him in a layer of..oh here he comes.....shusssssssss