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click click
click Operator, dis is de Salty Dog heres, I’s got an important
mission and I’s being messed around by my sister. Cans you
disconnect all de extensions in de house from 1 pHs til 2 pHs
every days? Why knots? Oh hows does I do dat?
Tanks you
operators and yes madams dis is confidential.
Hummmm hum
hum hummmmm ta da ta da
RIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Hello dere,
Salty Dog heres, hows cans I helps your loves lifes?
Oh good
gravy, hows you calling me, Tequila, I’s done disconnected all
dem dere extensions........Granda’s cell phone? No I don’ts
know nuttin abouts no conference calls. Grandma won’ts pay for
dat. Hey, deys servin ferratones in de den, why don’ts you
fetch me some, hummmm
RIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Hello dere,
Salty Dog heres, hows cans I helps your loves lifes?
Fantastic,
you guys keeps stealin de Hollowween props, now dats a good
problem. Yeah, it is. You’s gonna makes her de happiest little
girl ever, you goes in dere and you takes all dem tings and
stash dem in her hideyhole and makes a little chain like path ta
her stash. As she steals each one and gets closer and closer ta
da jackpot, you pops outs and gives her de old football tackle
and she’s gonna smudder you wif kisses and den when Grandma
comes in..
Tequila!!!
whats you doin backs here, Gets off dis phone, gets you paws off
my mummmmble ummblllee umph upmh eoeowls
{a soft
feminine voice} and Happy
Hollowween ta yous too, just keeps dem tings comin in and brings
whatever you mights gets in trouble for outta your stash, den
drags
Salty over to where dat broken statute is and screams for
Grandma. No he don’ts need no band aide for a concussion just
calls de vet, he’ll appreciates ya being imitative likes dat.
whats
wrong Salty? You’s looking a funny shades of reds dere, Salty
yous growling likes a dog, Salty, de color theme is orange and
black not dat color of reds......... SALTYYYYYYYYY
GRANDMA SALTYS LOST IT AGAIN
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