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Hello dere, Salty Dog heres, hows cans I helps your loves lifes?

Tell Tequila dat her advice was rights on targets and evertin worked out fines???   Do I knows about dis?  What advice.  When?  {click}

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Hello dere, Salty Dog heres, hows cans I helps your loves lifes?

You wants ta meets Tequila at de watering hole at noon for some fun and games???  OH SURE, I’ll tell her, right. {Click}

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Hello dere, Salty Dog heres, hows cans I helps your loves lifes?

You tink Tequila needs to know WHAT???  DIS IS NOT Tequila’s answering service thank you CLICK

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Hello dere, Salty Dog heres, hows cans I helps your loves lifes?  Why no, Tequila is not here, she is currently blowing bubbles at de bottom of de fish aquarium.  Is dere sometin I cans helps you wif, I am de  LOVE GURU, you know, just a wittle stud muffin, de expert on........... HEY  click click click Operators we’s been disconnected!!!!  helps dis was a most importants call.  GRANDDMA puts me down, I didn’t do nuttin, Tequila is goofin off she’s using MY lovelorn column phone.  Noooooo  dats not mines, I don’t gots nuttin ta weighs her down underwater and I don’ts know how ta tie knots and she’s lying.