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Hello, Salty dog here, hows can I helps your love life?

MY MUDDER?? No, nots my mudder, she didn't haves no love lifes, mothers don't do tings likes dat, mudders just have kits and raise dem to be bigs likes me.

<whispering: Ajax, I taughts you was screening my calls, Tequila takes over>

silence

more silence

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<whispering: ok Tequila, whats going on, I's not getting NO calls@@@ screening doesn't means referring dem to anudder love colulmns, Ya's fired, now Ajaxs gets ta works and gives me some calls>

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Hello, Salty dog here, hows can I helps your love life?

No. I don'ts needs my carpet cleaned, we done gots rid of de carpet and now alls you needs ta cleans is a pancakes turner, but comes ta tinks of it, dere are a couple of corners we could use your CLICK

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Hello, Salty dog here, hows can I helps your love life?

No, I don'ts gets ta watch much tv, Grandma hangs de remote from de ceiling wheres we can'ts reach it. If she done falls asleep on de couch, den we gets ta watch de late night reruns of Animal Planet and de National Georgraphical, deys gots some real xrated stuff in dere, we don't watch dem soap operas but I'll be happys ta answer your survey CLICK<HEY guys, helps me outs here, calls me up and asks me a questions>

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Hell, Salty dog here, hows can I helps your love life?

NOW how shoulds I knows dat, Brillo, yah don't turns de cards over til you gets dem all scattered on de floor. Cheeeeeseee its de mons again, gotta waits til its full. I'll go see if dere is any Pounce Tartar Control layings around anywhere. Cheeese whats a ferrets gots ta do for a little excitement arounds here.