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March 2006
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Hello dere, Salty Dog heres, how cans I helps your love lifes?
You stole what???? WELL !! what did you do wif it, you
diddddddddddddnnnnnnnn't Noooo, Really? and did the remote works
after dey fished it outta your water dish? Well, I suggest ya do's lots of
dancing and hoppin arounds and lookin really really cutes cause you can gets
away wif de car keys but not de TV remote especially when a football games is
coming on. You just may have ta face de consequences, you knows, de mediiicine
well, de punishment Oh its sumptin dat all animals but us ferrets have ta face -
just remember ta dance wif your mouths open
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Hello dere, Salty Dog heres, how cans I helps your love lifes?
Now, now, now, don'ts you crys little girl, your peoples still loves you,
dats a human ting, to cut out treats after de holidays cause dey gets fats and
dey tink if dey can'ts have treats den dere pets ca'ts have treats nedder.
Dey won'ts cuts out de ferratone cause dey tink whiles we's cleaning up dere
spill, we don'ts know deys cuttin our nails. At least dey ain't gotcha on
a treadmill or a bicycle. DEY PUT YOU IN A BALL and it rolls around wif
you inside? Oh No. Dats terribles. WElls, you can do de flat
ferret ting. Yah your rights, you can'ts lay dere when dey roll you arounds.
We's gots to writes a letter of complaints to dat store dat sold dat torture
chamber. Okay, tries dis den, draws your tummy up likes its empty, hump
your back up (dat makes you look leaner) and waddle when you walks likes yous
dizzy from no treats. Let me know how it works out.
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Hello derrrrrrreeeesssss what?
NO'S I'S NOT FULL OF DAT STUFF, nuttin lasts in my system more dan 4 hours
anyway <click> hey Grandma, is I full of bullpoopy?
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