Texas Ferret Lover's Rescue
Our Mission:
We're saving lives, as many as we can.
Finding forever homes for our
thieving friends.
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Texas Ferret Lover's Rescue
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Have a question about YOUR
ferret, call the FLC. They are
not veterinarians, but they will try to help or refer you to someone who can.
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June 2006 RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG Hello, Salty dog here, hows can I helps your love life? Awww, dere dere now little Sweet Cakes, don'ts you cry, just whats bodderin dis little girl, hummmmm, tells old Salty Dogs all abouts it. Oh, I's so sorry. LIt'l Angel, dats too bads dat yous losin dat sleep. Why dats one of de biggest past times in all of ferretdom, ta gets one's naps in. How longs you's been havin dis problem? Noooo dey done puts a night lights in your rooms? Don'ts dey know dat messes wif your life cycles? Yep, deys doin research on dat and its leadin dem to tink it plays a bit parts in our high rate of adrenal problems, dat and takin aways our organs before we gets to developin dem. you poor kid, you. I really feels for you. If'n you cans gets your humans to puts a big ole heavy blankey over your cage, dat will blocks out dat lights so your hormones won'ts gets all confused. Dats de bestest way, unless you developes tumbs ta unscrew dat bulb. Annudder good ways if'n you can'ts gets dere attention is to dig your ways up inta de couch pulls outs some of dat stuffin and leaves it layin arounds so dat dey knows where your ats or dey'll be bouncing off de ceiling, crying and mashing dat irritating squeeky toy til dey finds you. Nuttins worse dan tryin to drinks your ferratone outs de bottle wif a hystericals human holding on ta its. And den, dose dat don't tink likes us, might locks ya in your cage ta go ta Home Depots ta buys stuff ta blocks up de couch ta keeps you out instead of fixin you your own little dark den ta sleeps in. A nice wrapped can drink box wif a little covered hole in de end and a baby blanket in side would solve all dem problems, fits rights into da cage, too. De darker de better, I always says, den it dan't matters who's ya foughts wif all days long, deys friends in dat box. AAAHHH??? you wants me ta bore ya ta sleep?? Of course, I's nots boring. Now why would you ask dat? You read WHAT? WHERE? Oh you read on de walls of de girls pottybox "To Bore Yourself to Sleep, Call Salty Dog!: No, no, dats okay, no problem, I'll takes care of dis, sorry abouts de misunderstanding dere. GRANDMAAAAA! dem girls done chewed off de eraser on de marksalot dey was usin, ya wants me to gets de Pepto Bismo? de PINK Pepto ! De VERY pink pink Pepto enjoy so verys much? |
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