July 2006

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Hello, Salty Dogs, here, how cans I fix dat broken heart?

Of course, little lady, I tinks yous gots a legitmiate complaints dere.  But, if'n yous de ones dat gets blamed cause you screams when he gets close ta ya, den yous got to learns ta do some counter moves ta lets him knows dere is goin ta be consequences.

Now you gets over ta a bookshelfs, bat dose big beautiful red eyes de ones a guy cans drowns in and when he comes over, brags on all dem muscles and asks for a demo of hows strongs he is, asks him to push all does books off dat shelfs, tells him yous gonna waits over in de corner and watch.  If'n you really wants him in troubles, when does books hit de floor, runs over real quicks before de humans gets dere, burrows under a few and starts to drags yourself around, dat oughts ta do it and mights get ya some ferratone too. 

Watch for car keys and whens you can nails em, drags em over to hims and ask him for a little assistance, tells him  yous scared dey will find dem in your hideyhold and woulds he mind hiding dem in his - den when he starts off, accidently knocks over a lamps or sometin dat makes lots of noise to brings dat human runnin.  Yous gots de ideas, its gonna takes him awhile but he's gonna get de idea.  And when you gets rid of de lug, you calls me and me and you will takes us a little trip tru de tunnels, bye bye Hot cakes