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Hello dere, Salty Dog heres, hows can I helps your loves life
Whaja means your sister has stolen all your toys. Yeah? De
packages had your names and she done taken yours and your utter
bros and sisters too?
Sounds like a ferret I knows of....................
NOOOO I did NOT calls your names Tequila.
Puts your sisters on de phones, whats her names? Bella Star!
hummm now wheres have I heards dat names before. Maybes I cans
talks some sense into hers.
Now Bella, cans I call you Bella, did I understands dats after
all de gifts were opens dat you done tooks everybodies and puts
dem inta your hideyholds and sat on dems so nobodies cans gets
deres backs?
TEQUILLA you quits hollaring “ATTA GIRL” Dots not nice at talls.
Bella, honey, yous gotta shares. Who says??? Why its in de
ferrets handbook, de rules and regulations and alls. I don’t
cares about any books Tequila writes, I’s talkin about Ferrets
for Dummies. It says ferrets share dere toys, good ferrets dat
is {long pause} Well, why don’t you wants to be a good
ferret? Of course it pays off, den de utters share wif yous
de stuff dey gots.
Well yeah you do haves a point dere, dey can’ts shares em if you
done gots em all anyways. But sharing does makes for more
harmony and tagetherness and and and tinks abouts dat warms
hammocks wif yous brudders and sisters and how colds and
lonelies if dey don’t shares wif you, and how dey used ta steal
a little kibble and brings it backs ta yous and and....now don’t
goes cryin, deys gonna shares, dey won’ts takes it all aways.
AWWW now see dere, your big sister just lets you sniff her
wittle stuffed snakey. HEY wait a minutes dat looks like my
stuffed snakey. NOW WAITA A MINUTE DERE BELLA STAR
don’ts you runs off with my snake, whys you... YOU STAYS OUTTA
DIS TEQUILA or I’ll GO-GIRL-GO you and if you don’t withdraws
dat offer of your next dose of ferratones for 3 of my newest
toys, I’ll collects it from you myselfs. NOW BRINGS ME BACK DAT
SNAKEY, its MY snakey da ya hears me, dats private properties,
mine mine MINE. I knows does green dots, now gives it
backs, NOW! I says!!
GRAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNDMAAAAA
Hows
one gonna enjoy de after holidays if dey have brudders and
sisters and Tequila!!
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