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Salty Dog

February 2007

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Boy

de romantic month of de years, I bets I gets some good calls today. I’s ready.

humhumhum

Sump tins wrongs wif de phones>>> {shake shake shake} TEQUILA? did you pulls de phone cord outta de walls again?

AND AJAX? what is all dis stuffs? YOUs GIVEN MY FAVORITE HOUSEHOE TA ONE OF DEM SQUIRRELS OUT DERE? Data was from my gal Cassie 3 years agos. Oh what do you wants Tequila? NOs you don’ts looks sexy laid on your backs wif your paws up in de air, and dat is a stupid grin, not a come hither grin. and you won’t catch nuttin but a cold. Yous no lady anyways, yous just a sister dats all. I is too romantic “I” gives out love advices

RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

OH DE PHONE

Hello dere, Salty Dog heres, hows can I helps your love lifes?

Oh?

She did, did she? Oh? and she said dat??? you gottsa be kiddin, she did what? OF course, I won’ts tells her dat you tolds me {click}

HEY DERE TEQUILA, I hears you placed a love want ads and used Merlot’s picture in de ad.

 

 

 

 

 

 
  
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