Texas Ferret Lover's Rescue
Our Mission:
We're saving lives, as many as we can.
Finding forever homes for our
thieving friends.
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Texas Ferret Lover's Rescue
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Have a question about YOUR
ferret, call the FLC. They are
not veterinarians, but they will try to help or refer you to someone who can.
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Hello deres, Salty Dog heres, how cans I help your loves lifes? Awww little girl, don't ja cry, tell old Salty Dog all abouts it. In a bare carrier case? How comes you gots put in dere? You bites somebodies. Were dey doin sumptin bads to you? Oh, de game. Yah dat stalking dem til deys walks by, Oh BOY and den de toes!! Oh for a good wiggly naked toe or one of dem wif a socks on, oh boy oh boy, and yah to be picked up and start kissin a nice arm and de urge comes on like gang busters BITE. Dem silly folks tink dat putting you ina box for time out is gonna change your minds??? You really would promise nots ta do it agains just cause of dat. Really, 8 minutes, dey makes you stay in dere 8 minutes at a time - does dey know in our lives how longs dat is?? Nuttin ta do eidder but think abouts what you done did. Wow, dats cruel. Nope I's never been in de Bad Boy Box, Ajax used ta stay in dere a lot but it was for beatin up de new comers. Yep, he promised to stop too and rarely does it any mores except when dey comes by him and sticks dere butt in de air. I guess I woulds change my ways too. Oh, dis is yours tird times in dere. Dats a LOT. You knew, you just couldn't helps it, gots ta pay de price den. I wish you lucks, I hopes you can beat de bitting addiction and lives a clean life's after dis. You lets me knows how it turns out, okays?
RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG Hello, Salty Dog heres, how cans I help your loves lifes? What?? whatcha means yous gonna have a hair raid? De one dat comes back wif de most human hairs betweens dere teeth wins...................is Dat You Ajax? are you baiting me agains. GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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